January 2008
9 posts
So far my favorite find as I transfer files from...
I am writing this on my brand new iMac! Yay! Yay! Yay!
Psychology in Grocery Taglines →
“What the door, Jesus!”
– What I said out loud when the door to my public restroom stall randomly swung open at work today. Luckily, I was alone!
“You know me so well, it’s almost like you’re my brain’s third...”
– Me, defying physics and ignoring language.
Though I’ve never performed the act of “sautering”, I was convinced I could spell it correctly. Never would I have imagined that “solder” would be the correct spelling. I call BS. On English.
Going to the dentist wouldn’t be half as bad if I didn’t spend the entire time daydreaming about how I spent 4 years of college planning to be a dentist, knowing I didn’t have the slightest interest in actually ever being a dentist.